ANNIVERSARY GIFT

Henry forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked
off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT
BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning, Henry got up really early. When his wife woke up
couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough,
there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the
driveway.

Confused then, Sharon put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and
took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new
bathroom scale.

Henry is not yet well enough to have visitors.